Comfortable Disappearance

I thought I would start a regular good deed of donating blood. It seems like an easy thing to do, and something that is much needed. Now, I see why - it turns out the list of items that preclude one from donating is quite long. This list obviously includes cancer, which includes melanoma. I can’t donate for ten years following the discovery of my melanoma. Looks like I’ll need to find another way to save the world. The good news is that they still gave me a t-shirt, soda, and Oreos.